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Friday, October 31st, 2008
3:41 pm	Jenny II so i was right in my last post, me and Jenny broke up, and now here we are an all hallows eve and im dating Jenny II as ive dubbed her. But that story will have to wait. Now i have something else I'd like to talk about. Breasts. Now I know every woman (if any) that reads this either just rolled her eyes, or glanced down to admire her own. Either way let me assure you this is an INTELLIGENT post and not just a rant on how great boobs are. I dont think I'm telling anyone anything new when i say I like big breasted women. Now Some people may disagree, but probably many many more people are thinking "Duh...you're a guy!" But the reason for this conversation, was spawned by an IM with my cousin. She asked me to describe my newfound gf, and i did... "shes 26, about 5'8, dark brown hair, brown eyes and very busty. She then responded "THATS AWFUL, THATS NOT SUMTHIN U SHOULD TALK ABOUT. ...of course it is. Now you can call me a pig or whatever you want, but read this first. On a very basic level, men are attracted to women. WHY are we??? Theres a dozen human sexuality classes that you could take to get a detailed answer, but for the purposes of this discussion, men are attracted to women and vice versa for the purpose to provide for eachother and reproduce. Fair enough? Now given the fact that men and women are attracted to eachother based on the eventual expectation to mate and reproduce, What should a woman look for in a man? Perhaps the physical attributes that allows him to protect her. Perhaps The moral judgement to take care of children, and indeed the fertileness to give her children. Now what do men on a basic level look for in a woman? the loving companionship that every man needs on some level, A woman with some maternal instints to care for children, and for that matter the ability to physically take care of children. And to physically take care of children involves all kinds of variables. Health, age, are all factors. Now one more factor is a womans breasts. Breasts (aside from being sexually stimulating) are there for the purpose to feed an infant. What I'm trying to argue here is a woman with a healthy bust, is more attractive to men at least on a sub consious level for the fact that she appears to be healthy and fertile to bear and raise children. Admittedly thats not somethin I or many guys thing about often, we just think theyre hot...but its something to think about (Comment on this)
Sunday, August 10th, 2008
9:56 am	Soo here I am, ya know I used to be upset that nobody ever read this, even when livejournal was cool way back when...now its been replaced by myspace and facebook. (Two more useless sites i have unactive accounts on.) However, now i feel a little comforted by the fact that nobody will ever see this. I mean sure mayb a friend of mine or two might glance and say...hey i remember Doug...and then quickly move on, but thats fine. I think i really just like having this space that Jenny doesn't know about. That prolly doesnt sound healthy, but more and more I'm feeling like I need my space from her. The more time we spend together the more i realize it isnt working out that well, but I do care about her as a person...just not the person I want to be with. It sounds like im writing a break up speech, but im not really, im just arguing with myself. One the one hand she's good, and good to me, shes so sweet and kind and I couldn't ask for a better girlfriend or lover On the other, Im not sure either of us is as happy as we could be. There are things about her little and big, that just dont click with me, im sure they'd click with someone else. Im sure Im the same way, especially because i accidentally make her feel bad about those things that dont click...Im such a moron. I say and do stupid things that hurt the ones closest to me. I've never been in a situation where i cared deeply for someone's well-being, but not cared for them like a boy/girlfriend should...How did Norah have the courage to do it? Breaking someones heart is a nasty business. I've made the lists of pros and cons and its just about equal. Although theres something to be said for "if u have to ask if somethings wrong....somethings wrong" Crap once again ive begun to ramble, and yet theres so much i can say. I've had a lot of good memories with Jenny, and her family is nothing if not kind. But with school coming closer and her time in this state drawing to a close...I'm almost hoping we both meet someone new. Someone better for both of us...I know Jenny thinks she's happy, but really...she needs someone else, who appreciates of her quirks that i roll my eyes at, someone who thinks shes more beautiful than the women I gawk at on TV, someone who has shares her passion for books and crappy indie movies that id rather take a bullet than see again...(Stupid Lars and the real girl) My ranting about stupid lkow budget movies will have to wait...Jenny I hope you never see this, but if you do...I do care so much about you..I just am not sure we're right for eachother. Current Mood: sad (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
4:53 pm	why Melissa...why.. so after a hack scare to my seldom updated livejournal, not even 12 hours later i have a response to the post. I thought it might be some kind of annoying crap from the attempted hacker, but instead i found it was Melissa, the only person who prolly ever reads lj anymore. (No offense) so i was like where did she find the time to read that? And know im undoubtedly wasting more of her time with this post as well. Although i figure i should do a real update just for the hell of it. I might as well while im here. Ok so since my last real post...Norah dumped me, i went on a shameful drinking/man whore stage and after a short stint with a girl who we dont speak about (those who know her know why we dont speak of her) I'm now dating Jenny, who happens to be my good friends baby sister...so all things are good with me and Jenny now, although shes not typically the type of girl i date (again those who know her know what i mean) but its cool for now i suppose. It really sucks because she goes to school in Fucking newport news VA so its a three hour trek to see her, but like i said its working okay enough for now i guess. In addition to my love life I have an online business which is currently failing miserably, so if you need to buy any birth control or viagra or the like...let me know and ill hook u up with the URL. I still havent won the lotto yet, despite praying for it regularly. Oh did i mention Jenny was an athiest? no i didnt, well i hate that, but what can i say? Oh jenny you are a Godless heathen who, as far as my beliefs go,...will burn in hell forever so we cant date because I want the kind of eternal love that transcends into the next life as well??! hm maybe i should say that, but thats mean. so now ive got fucking class in like two hours so im gonna go do that. Adios Current Mood: overwhelmed Current Music: The final Countdown-Europe (Comment on this)
Monday, March 3rd, 2008
1:22 am	hackers and stuff weird its been a year since i posted, i almost forgot about this place. I only logged on now because i got an email someone tried to reset my password. so i came here to check it out...no updates in a year..weird. well its late and now that i know nobody has hacked my lj, i can go back to what i was doing....bye (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 30th, 2007
1:02 am	one...two...skip a few...99...100 Man i thought that was funny when i was a little kid. Looking back its not all that amusing at all...especially if u say it more than once...which i did. I feel like im getting sucked in by lj again, and im not sure i like that, but its 1 am and im bored and i actually do feel like this is helping me vent a little bit..so here we go again. So Schools back in session...and nothings new. Nothing in my life is changed MC sucks for making friends. Theres virtually no activities, absolutely no parties unless u personally know the person throwing one, and of course no social places in the whole damn city...I hate this. Ok so space right, space is GOOOD out of sight out of mind right...right? Someone agree with me i need that reassurance. Truth is i still think about her a lot. Maybe moreso then i should..definatly moreso then i should. Funny thing is now its not so much i want to be with her, its i dont want her to be with someone else yet. Now that being said, im NOT writing this with the assumption she's going to read it and take it to heart. No. Im writing it because its how i feel. I cant help it. Even though i havent talked to her or had any contact for a couple days now (2)...i feel a fucking twinge of pain when i see shes friended someone on facebook...my mind gets way ahead of itself, how did thier conversation go, is he in her class? did he ask her out? is she ready to move on already? things like that, things that arent really any of my business....so im sorry for writing them. Now mister hypocrite that i am...is out everyday combing campus trying to meet new people. No Im not ready for a relationship yet. but im trying to at least put my foot through a door or two. That son of a bitch who said its better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all should have to try it... Even i didnt think itd be this hard, i didnt think id be so jealous...of nothing. Its weird I hate myself for it. How can i be her friend if im getting this way....more space? i dunno. People u tell me huh? Ok seriously im sure everyones getting tired of my depressing posts...so 1) ill shut the hell up, and 2) ill post about something else next time. Thanks for reading... Current Mood: frustrated Current Music: none (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 28th, 2007
11:02 pm	11:11..make a wish I think ive made more wishes this month then ever. I must have looked at a clock 1000 times and wished for one damn thing or another. Mainly i wished for Norah back, that and winning the lotto. But today for whatever reason i looked down and the clock said 2:22, and without thinking i wished to move on. Not because i HAD to, but rather because thats the stage im actually at. I mean i dont think ill be dating again anytime soon. But at least after almost a month, things are getting a little easier. When we first broke up i started remembering 1000 good times had. Putt Putt, school dances, my basement, movies, LOST, redskins games and a dozen others. But more recently ive been thinking about the other times. The times i stormed out of a room, the times she sided with my mom, the times she cried because id hurt her...and vice versa. The "bickering" and of course the time i threw a pillow at her. I dont miss getting accidently elbowed, stepped on, crushed, or teeth knocked out everytime she moved. Maybe im writing these things because i need a reminder that it wasnt all peaches and cream...but even so, it doesnt make it any less true. I dont miss those things, i dont miss those things....then why am i fighting back tears again? On a lighter note...can anyone tell me why the word monosyllabic is 5 syllables... Current Mood: i need some friends Current Music: Lyin Eyes-The Eagles (Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007
11:45 pm	when life gives you lemons..find someone whos life has given them vodka The title of one of my last posts before i quit this site. I figured i could reuse it without too many people complaining. So heres live journal. Its good to be back i suppose. I always kept a journal as a lil kid, but i stopped because my handwriting sucked so bad. Well here goes again. Lots happened while ive been away. Seems like LJ has a built in spell checker now which is nice. So in my last post i ended it with, I love you Norah. In the past 2 years thats probably the phrase ive uttered most. I know it sounds cliche, but we had a good run. Six days shy of 25 months isn't bad at all. We had a ton of good times. But also some bad times, and unfortunately the bad times seemed to happen more and more as time went on. although i saw these problems at the end, it was NOT mutual. Plainly stated she dumped me. But i wasn't too shocked either. When i saw her that day i knew. She had a different look, she was dressed differently. And i kinda saw it coming, which helped...a little. That doesnt mean i took it very well. Quite the opposite in fact. I made a big fool of myself...more than once. And through it all she was amazing. Treated me far better than i ever deserved, and i cant thank her enough for that. Ive had a little cool down time. A couple weeks now give or take. and i just got around to taking down the pictures i have hanging in my room. Including my favorite (an enlarged photo of us at prom), the sean connery painting, and my Rocky poster...my room looks bare. It reminded me of that kid rock/S. Crow song, so i downloaded it. Listened to it, and actually cried as i put the pictures in a shoebox, and stowed them away in the back of my closet...ok im still crying a lil. In a way i hate everything i own now. So many things remind me, my couch, some of my clothes, my green blanket...(what made me bring that down?), even this fucking fake tooth. (why cant i stop crying) I still believe it was fate that my path crossed hers. We taught each other a lot, and she brought the best out in me. and i thank her for that. Even though we didnt always agree, she tried to understand me, it would seem blatantly obvious that we werent meant to be together as a couple, but i still care for her, for being the caring, understanding, strong, damn near flawless individual that she is. So ill end this post as i did my last, the meaning has changed, but the words are still... "I love you Norah." Current Mood: but optimistic Current Music: Sublime-Date Rape (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 31st, 2006
1:29 am	fuck myspace this feels a lil more familiar. Im back, after so long, and as usual i have nothing much to say, i deleted my myspace, other then that nothing is new. Its good to be back on lj, I love you Norah. (Comment on this)
Friday, January 13th, 2006
12:00 am	when life gives you lemons, find someone whos life has given them vodka.... whew that entry was a little too honest. I saved it as a word document for my own records and piece of mind. I just hope i pulled it down b4 anybody saw it...well suffice it to say its gonna be a hectic semester. Wish me the best of luck, as i wish you all the best in your upcoming semester. Take it easy guys, hey, call me, keep in touch, i dont wanna lose my HS buddies. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
12:43 pm	Well i have to crap all over my theory.... For a long time ive believed that a great enough actor or actress can carry the worst of plotlines on thier shoulders and make a film at least tolerable. Such is not the case all of the time. I recently watched Spy Kids 3-D which believe it or not features an all star cast which has yet to be beaten by anything else ive ever seen. Some of the biggest and most talented stars in the business tried their damndest to make this movie good. But the terrible plot still ruined it. The acting was good nay, great, and that at least made it tolerable, the shame of it is that the kids who are watching this movie have no idea of the fame or the acting ablilities of these stars. But seriously ive never seen so many stars in one movie ever. Heres the list. Antonio Banderas (aka. Zorro/awesome) Salma Hayek (no comment) Elijah Wood (goofy lil bastard but hes famous none the less) Cheech Marin (why didnt he decide to make another cheech and chong movie instead) George Clooney (whats it like to be the commisioner instead of the hero?) Tony Schallub (MONK) Alan Cumming (*snicker) Sylvester Stallone (my hero) Alexa Vega (Old but cool) the list goes on, but that alone out does many of the movies i know of. Ya know whats cool when a few really cool actors get in on one movie and make it super awesome so its not just one persons awesomeness making me cheer. Like Assassins Sly and Antonio are pro killers out to get eachother How cool? Anyway yea spykids 3 wasnt very good, spare the awesome acting ablilities of the talented cast. PS you think its any coincedence Sylvester Stallone was the referee in a boxing match in the movie? I think not Which reminds me ROCKY VI WILL BE OUT SOONER THEN YOU CAN SAY HOLY CRAP STALLONE IS FUCKING AWESOME....... 1000000 TIMES. yea....ok im done (Comment on this)
Saturday, October 8th, 2005
9:59 pm	Marcus Washington You're My Hero Ok So i bet anyone who reads this, IF anyone reads this, read that title and said to themselves (or maybe even aloud) "who the Hell is Marcus Washington?" well Marcus Washington is a linebacker...on the undefeated Washington Redskins. That sounds so good I have to say it again. The undefeated Washington Redskins. oh what the hell, one more time....and say it with me "The Undefeated Washington Redskins" (Did you say it? Doesnt it roll off the tounge nicely?") Let me explain First and foremost, this guys name is Washington...and he plays for the Redskins. Thats kinda cool. Secondly he says cool stuff like this "The emotions are just going crazy around here," linebacker Marcus Washington said. "We get into those ugly, Rocky Balboa-type fights. We just keep banging, scratching and find a way to just pull this thing out. It's not always pretty, but a win is a win." A Redskin that makes Rocky references????? DUDE?! I gotta get your jersey. Well there was my tribute to you Mr. Washington. Good Luck on Sunday. Now its time for a rant. yes about football, but about damascus football so bear with me. Its come to my attention that Good Ole' DHS' homecoming is much later then i ever remember it being. As far as i can remember Homecoming is early to mid October, i remember because o yea, i went to homecoming. So what? homecoming is in November thats cool. Yea i can deal with that, but the reasoning for putting the dance in november is so we have an EASY TEAM TO BEAT FOR THE HOMECOMING GAME. that really...grrr. does anyone else see anything wrong with that????? My mom disagreed and Naturally Norah did too. so we schedule our dance around a "easy team" in essence a sure win. I understand wanting to get a W for the hc game, but dont set it up. thats pretty gay. I Honestly hope DHS loses the HC game to serve everybody right. Its just not fair, a person shouldnt be able to manipulate the system to get that W. I think theres more honor in losing to a spectacular team then beating sum shitty team. I dont know if a person can take back a prayer, but when discussing this with Norah i prayed DHS lost. If possible i take that back, or rather revise it, I still firmly believe that praying for the outcome of a sporting event isnt right. So here is the revised version "Dear God, For Damascus' homecoming game, please keep all the players safe and healthy. Damascus expects an easy win, Lord please allow their opponents to play as well as they are physically able against DHS, and let it be a good game Win Lose or Draw. Amen" ok enuff football garbage for now. thats all thats on my mind....ok guys adios (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 6th, 2005
10:48 pm	Rest in Peace Blue Protector... i finally named my car, its the Blue protector. It did its best to keep me and Norah safe, i think if cars have souls of any kind, its just happy it served me well for as long as it did, and took care of us in the accident. Im thankful for that. For those of you that dont know, i got into a car accident, both cars totaled, no one hurt other than minor cuts and such though. This accident got me thinking. I should be dead. Then that lead to the thought...u know...i shoulda died like 10 times. I thought over every time i could recall where i could have died, its a surprising list each with a story i not only laugh about, but boast about having survived unscathed. Heres the list i came up with. -Nearly drowning in a pool before i learned to swim. -Close encounter of the poisonous kind with a not so friendly Copperhead -Adam pulls me out of the road from a speeding car (thanks man) -Caught in a riptide chasing a raft out to sea (i let it get away from me) -Roller Hockey incident -"Gooooood Bear..." -Fireworks are more fun from far away.... -"You cant mistake the sound of a Rattlesnakes rattle" -Second Car accident Were all of those things potentially fatal, yea i guess so but in each and every one of those instances i walked away. repeat walked. not carried, not driven, not flown. walked. now if worst case scenario happened in all of those would i be dead everytime, prolly not. Could i have been dead...i think so. well i think thats too many close calls to call coincidence. I dont know what it is, but i think i have some higher calling. Im not saying im becoming a man of the cloth or nething, i dont think thats what it is, but i think Gods left me here for sumthing i dunno what it is. Part of me thinks Im here for no other purpose than to care for Norah. As true as it may be that i am destined to be with Norah, i think that theres something im supposed to do for Humanity for the good of all people. Or maybe im having visions of grandeur. God only knows, and with a little faith, he'll let me know too. With a little luck i'll win 1,000,000 playing McDonalds monopoly and wont have to worry about nething. Wish me luck. Oooh im gonna be 18 in a few days then i can buy lotto tickets Yay! Current Mood: optimistic (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 17th, 2005
7:50 pm	"Yes...hi, can i pay my credit card debt...with my credit card??" Well i dont really have credit card debt, im one of the few smart people in America who uses a card thats same as cash, linked straight to my account, no interest no hidden fees etc etc....yay im a walking ad for chevy chase bank. But i am definitely feeling the bite of being a broke college kid. I dunno how you all have it, but i paid 100% of the cost of my car, 100% of all my books for school, and 100% of the gas money for my car. and after all that im 99% broke.... O man, if i may, allow me to tell you how the past 48 hours of my life went Friday: Class @ 8 Class @ 10 Class @ 2 Work from 3:15-until around 9, came home stayed up till midnight doing an english essay thats already late. 11:59 emailed english professor the damned report. 12:00 fell asleep Saturday: went to work around 4 am, worked until 7 and met Norah for breakfast. went back to work at 11, and stayed until 3:30. came home started writing my speech for speech class.....ugh *but i really like this class* ate ate ate nap... so basically, i have no time to myself, yet out of the goodness of my heart im spending a rare, free moment of my precious time to...well waste it here. So if any of my fellow broke kids happen across this please dont let this post be in vein, 1 reply. thats all i want. just 1. It doesnt have to be much, just give what you can. (hmm i sound like a telethon guy for Hurricane Katrina) which reminds me....im a little tired of hearing about "the tragedy" ok yes, im sad many peoples lives have been destroyed. Thats always sad. But people...c'mon, I knew the storm was coming...and im in MD. I have the weather channel. In fact i heard about it about 2 weeks in advance. So its not like people couldnt avoid it. Ive looked it up, a lotta those "devastated" people are the stupid old men who have lived there for years, boarded up their windows and tried to weather the storm (no pun intended) so i have no sympathy for idiots. Sure later there was no gas, trouble getting out of the city etc etc, but weeks in advance.....u coulda taken a bus, a plane, a taxi, your car, WALKED! away from the city. SOOO seriously... i dont wanna hear anymore about Katrina, sure we coulda handled it better but my point is, we SHOULDNT HAVE TO. Todays random Fact: The Houston 500....sounds a lot like a NASCAR race doesnt it...nope guess again. a porn star from Houston, TX had many fans, and as a tribute to her fans she decided to let 500 of them fuck her....in one photo-shoot. NOW its not really dirty like it sounds, promise. Every guy had to be tested for STD's and wear a condom, and after each guy a "fluffer" would come in, clean her up and let the next guy have a go...some1 miscounted and let 650 Guys have sex with her, IN ONE DAY! (sore much?) well thats todays random fact... if that isnt reply worthy.. i dunno what is (true story) (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, August 20th, 2005
11:47 pm	fuck censorship im going to use the F word a lot mainly because this ISNT censored, though with todays society im sure theres some pole smoking douchebag who wants to try and censor the internet...how dare they. Freedom of speech! i hate people who censor things, doesnt it annoy you? i mean im tired of flipping channels and then seeing a classic movie..take diehard for example...and we get to the final sequence ...."yippie kiy yay my friend..." as opposed to the real line "yippie kiy yay mother fucker" where bruce willace then proceeds to shoot aforementioned mother fucker in the face. i dont want to have to be up at one in the morning to see the uncensored version of chris rocks TV special, or the un edited jay and silent bob movies. Its gay is what it is, everyone is so fucking worried about some lil kid hearing the dreaded F word that we as a society have panicked about it. Its just a word, like any of the others in this post, or any other post. I suppose the word gets a bad wrap because in a lot of cases it refers to people being sexually active but its only a "bad" word because we let it be. Now thats not to say every chanell all the time should be naked mud wrestling or busty girls on trampolines, but yes those programs should be there. There should be channels for that kind of thing, not pay per view, im not talking about porn, but maybe be more liberal about drug references, a little bit of cursing and (*gasp dare i say) nudity. The human body is beautiful, and nudity can be tasteful, anyone who says otherwise hasnt seen jessica simpson recently (haha jk norah..) but seriously theres no reason for the crazy censorship in todays world. I give a lotta respect to Mr. Elliot of Elliot in the morning because he is one of the few people out there who pushes limits and...well has some court dates, thank you FCC. U prolly read that and thought one of three things.... 1) umm have you watched nip tuck, desperate housewives, temptation island, trading spouses, chappells show or any other questionable programs, theyre pretty bad...and yea but all of those still have to conform to FCC rules and regulations and even chappelle has boundaries. 2) You mighta thought you are absolutly right doug my man, down with censorship damn the FCC or thirdly and probably most likely you think i just wanna see more boobs on TV without having to wait for late night HBO. and you're not entirely wrong. but its not for the reason that you're probably thinking. Its more that its my right to do so if i so choose. Now let me elaborate a little....yes mothers want to keep thier smaller children protected from language they deem vulgur and whatnot, so listen to what i propose. Parents can already block stations they dont want thier childrens virgin eyes (or virgin rest of them) to see so but there are far MORE many people that wanna watch diehard without hearing my friend, or chappele without a BEEEEP every 2.354 seconds. or heaven forbid showing a national lampoon movie before 3 am. let me point out that every person with a penis on this planet knows the things on TV at 3 am, and thus if they want to see it wether mommy wants them to or not theyre gonna sneak downstairs and watch. now think about that children losing sleep and see smut anyway mommy password protects smut channel and both mommy and timmy sleep soundly knowing whats not on TV there is no way to keep people from smut, any kid with an internet connection could find porn, or this post, or the American communist party website, or any number of vulgur things, soo i really think censorship sucks more cock than a 4 dollar hooker. Ive rambled a lot to explain all that and you may or may not agree, and if you dont thats your opinion and youre entitled to it. Thats a lotta talking from me, now ill close with one simple question DID YOU ACTUALLY READ ALL OF THAT? PROLLY NOT HERES THE BEST PART OF MY POST TODAYS RANDOM FACT: 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 (Comment on this)
Thursday, July 28th, 2005
11:19 pm	so much space...so little has happened ok soo long time no see, heres the deal in my life...in 100 words or less i went on vacation and ignored all the girls at the beach came home to MY girl who is 3495094459.43 times better then anyone else i met there picked up adrian (the spanish foreign exchange student whos staying with us for 1 month) adrian is getting annoying because he is SOO impatient Norah is still an awesome girlfriend.... been working a lot but i cant complain its fun work and im making good $$$$$ ok thats that now today..which ill keep short as well car accident-hit a deer, deer dead, me fine, car perfect (thank god i just paid it off) work-fine days fly by when ur playing with lazers adrian beat me 3 times outta 4 in chess...im outta practice (hear that norah CHESSSSSS not bowling ;) got new cell fone...eye of the tiger as a ring tone it doesnt get much sexier, except for of course....Pamela Anderson (JUST KIDDING NORAH, PAM IS AN S.T.D WITH FEET) you know you're the only thing sexier then phono jr. and the grand finalle................................................... i leave you with todays random question.... could Jesus heat a burrito soo hot, that he himself could not eat it.... post your thoughts on that one..id really love to hear it.. ta ta..ladies and gents (but mostly ladies) wow did i just say ta ta...how gay was THAT so forget that...new goodbye hasta la vista baby... YEAH thats AH-NOLD'S line call HIM gay! thats right u cant cuz 1) hed kick ur ass and 2) its well known that he intimadated women into letting him grope them..now as wrong as that is it does prove heterosexuality...so there hasta la vista baby (wow im hyper) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
11:34 pm	James Bond is the worst Spy ever thats the last thing u expected me to say isnt it. But its true. He gets caught every single time, sometimes more than once....granted he gets away with relative ease with a girl (sometimes 2) at his side but none the less he gets caught...well that has nothing to do with nething, in fact i have nothing to post about...i better not get pink eye. that last bit IS relevent cuz norahs been sick and we decided she was over her illness AND pinkeye to see me but truth be told my right eye has been bugging me all night, though im fairly sure its that damned power of suggestion. so yea life is good...makes me feel a lil bit bad, its been months since my last post and nothings changed...o well no news is good news. (Comment on this)
Sunday, May 15th, 2005
4:25 am	i had a total crappy day... so this isnt gonna be a rant, ive had a bad day, thats all there is. So bad in fact i cant sleep so im up here at 4 30. So im surfing and find this cool website. Its a database where you can send a celebrity an email. Celebrities listed take a certian amount of time to sign photos and send them to people who send them an email. FREE, so i sent a letter to a few..Sean Connery, and a few others...we'll see if this actually works or not, it said wait 4-6 weeks...so we'll see i hope it works, even if it does its prolly a stamped signiture. Who has time to sign hundreds of autographs, either way if i get a single respone..it'll make me forget about how crappy 2day was. Well she got her daddy’s car And she cruised through the hamburger stand now Seems she forgot all about the library Like she told her old man now And with the radio blasting Goes cruising just as fast as she can now And she’ll have fun fun fun ’til her daddy takes the t-bird away (fun fun fun ’til her daddy takes the t-bird away) Well the girls can’t stand her ’cause she walks looks and drives like an ace now (you walk like an ace now you walk like an ace) She makes the indy 500 look like a roman chariot race now (you look like an ace now you look like an ace) A lotta guys try to catch her But she leads them on a wild goose chase now (you drive like an ace now you drive like an ace) And she’ll have fun fun fun ’til her daddy takes the t-bird away (fun fun fun ’til her daddy takes the t-bird away) Well you knew all along That your dad was gettin’ wise to you now (you shouldn’t have lied now you shouldn’t have lied) And since he took your set of keys You’ve been thinking that your fun is all through now (you shouldn’t have lied now you shouldn’t have lied) But you can come along with me ’cause we gotta a lot of things to do now (you shouldn’t have lied now you shouldn’t have lied) And we’ll have fun fun fun now that daddy took the t-bird away (fun fun fun now that daddy took the t-bird away) And we’ll have fun fun fun now that daddy took the t-bird away Current Mood: crappy Current Music: Fun Fun Fun (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 5th, 2005
10:54 am	Can you feel it too??? maybe its something people as obsessed with sports as me can feel...but maybe you all can feel it too. Every now and again theres an..heir, a feel...that you're team simply cant lose....i think that its finally time for our local teams to kick some serious ass. Need some examples? sure Now..lets see. The wizards are in the playoffs for the first time in..well a looong time. and they were about to lose last night...they blew a 22 point lead but then one of the players said..."we cant lose...this is OUR time" and sunk a buzzer beater to win the game... Orioles not only came from behind to win yesterday...but LEAD THE DIVISION by THREE GAMES..now thats not a WHOLE lot, but it gives them a little room for error. The Nationals, the expansion team that was supposed to be the laughing stock of the NL has a winning record and is only 1 game out of second place. Thats all the local teams except o yeah...my redskins...im sure theyre time is here too, you all just wait until september... (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005
10:09 pm	ill show you all... the best way to get me to do something is to tell me i cant do it... ppl did that to me a lot today and it hurt my feelings james saw me working out, tryin to get in Rocky Shape and he's like you'll never be a boxer, quit being a poser...now i dont even really want to be a boxer but james just said i wont get into boxing shape...look at him...im not rocky but im a helluva lot closer than he his...all i need is the eye of the tiger..i gave up soda to help me with my training...im like a smoker ill quit for like a day then drink a soda then quit again...then start up, but i mean it this time...no more soda till i get in shape Current Mood: determined (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 17th, 2005
12:33 am	hey hey hey ppl....well actually person, cuz norah is the only one who reads it. I thought the randomness might draw on a few more comments..but no. OK so anyways first things first. Melissa i owe you an apology. i shoulda added you to my friends list a loong time ago, but i kinda well...havent ill do that right now. so onto life ill use short simple catchphrases so ppl (person) dont (doesnt) have to read much my entries are now gonna be organized like this. i kno i have a tendency for long entries but if i am gonna have a long entry ill organize it like this so you can only read what you want. Ill list all the topics like in a newspaper then put * for the first topic and ** for the second etc etc etc. so lets try this out NATS sweep game 2 9-3* Caberet opening night** the fight i got into*** how much i love norah**** * so we have a good sports team in washington it rox, best record in the NL hell yea and guillen batting .414??!! nice well with a little (lotta) luck this trend will carry over to the other washington team that used to play in the same stadium as the cities baseball brothers. **went to opening night of caberet, it was very enjoyable. so heres the rundown of that whole deal, hung out after school with norah till around 5 00 and then me and her and mary all went to the chinese buffet where i found out we all have crabs (not really guys...) and id like to think i proved that snow crab legs can be devoured faster and more effectively when using your bare hands to crack them. So then norah had to make her transformation from mild mannered well behaved (snicker) norah into...sexy waitress number three! TA DA so i hung out with mary and played some videogames, and some cool new card games. so then we left saw the show which was very good, i liked it. ***i didnt really get in a fight lol **** i love Norah more than i could possibly express in the limited amount of lines that you all are willing to read... soo move out guys im gone Todays random tip: Kids...body parts dont count for show and tell.... (2 Comments |Comment on this)